PUMPIUM

Prescription not required.

Join the X community and consult with bros for use and symptoms.

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CONTAINS COPE AND HOPE

Ask your bro if PUMPIUM is right for you.

Use only as directed by anonymous Twitter accounts.

Do not take PUMPIUM if you suffer from paper hands syndrome.

KNOWN SIDE EFFECTS:

Chronic bagholding

Sudden urge to shill

Blind faith

Cope

Compulsive dip-buying

Involuntary FOMO

Obsessive refreshing of DexScreener

Loss of touch with normie friends and family

Delusional price targets

Sudden trust in random Twitter anons

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